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Jesse Tyler Ferguson
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“Oh, gosh. Maybe some vodka. A flask of vodka, I think. Don’t you think? Oh, absolutely. Maybe a Quaalude. Perfect. There you go.”—Jesse Tyler Ferguson of “Modern Family.”
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