Shockeyman!

After a LONG trip back from NOLA, I arrived in Dallas with a (record) foot of snow just waiting to be fashioned into a victory snowman. So, deep in the heart of Cowboy Country, I made the proudest little Shockeyman in the whole Who Dat Nation, complete with the Sports Page from the Dallas Morning News...eat your hearts out Cowgirl fans!

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